Pranks and funny jokes for students and teachers using grammar...
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse
jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?"
asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second
language."
________________________________________________________________
Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one
of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised
cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened,
she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"
******************************************************************************
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg
named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson
that includes this type of grammer.)
******************************************************************************
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
*******************************************************************
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!
*******************************************************************
No hay comentarios:
Publicar un comentario